sil3nt7rill:

turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

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michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

(Source: michaxl)

d0gbl0g:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

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d0gbl0g:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

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(Source: bobasprite)

kissuhard:

“I was a daisy fresh girl and look what you’ve done to me”

Lolita (1997)

(Source: fohk)